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CNWF²
CYBERNETIC WRESTLING FEDERATION²
DANGER
ZONE!!
August
08-04-1997
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Location: West Palm Beach, Florida
Arena : West Palm Beach Auditorium
Maximum Attendance: 8,000 (estimate)
In Attendance: 7,873
{Scene}
The sound of a heart pumping can
be heard. It is obviously "Def Leppard's" song "Excitable" starting out. The song then picks
up and shots of different wrestlers are shown in different matches. Some notable shots are Pelius delivering a
heart punch to Midnight Walker, Desperado hitting CAIN from behind with a chair, Weapon X flying through the air
after a crescent kick delivered by the Evil Lord Pelius, Kain Piller brawling with Bad Ass John, Malibu Mike Donovan
delivering a Malibu Adjustment Piledriver to Heartbreak Kris, and many more shots. Finally, the view changes to
a screen shot of the crowd on hand at the West Palm Beach Auditorium and the place looks to be pretty much alive.
Signs can be seen which read "CNWF² Rulz!", "Lex Victor is God", "Caged Tiger",
"Lord BYNGO", "Donovan and Barbie sittin' in a tree", and countless other signs. The music
fades out as the shot changes to the commentary desk. Sitting there are Frenchie Parker and Geoffery Smith.
{Commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Welcome...
once again to a CyberNetic Wrestling show. Ssssome of you may remember me as... Frenchie Parker... but now I am... Frrrenchie Parker....
Geoffery Smith: Actually, I believe there is no doubt in anyone's mind that you are Frenchie Parker...
Frenchie Parker: Well, actually, I think I will leave that alone for now, however, I believe we are all in for a big
surprise.
Geoffery Smith: What are you talking about?
::The camera changes to a view
of the walkway.::
{Walkway}
The crowd begins to cheer now as
everyone looks toward the entrance to the arena. A short, skinny man wearing a tuxedo steps in and everyone begins
to cheer. It is Lex Victor. He doesn't look very hapy as he makes his way to the commentary table.
::The camera changes back to a
view of the commentary table.::
{Commentary}
Geoffery Smith: My God! It's Lex Victor!
Frenchie Parker: This is quite an exciting turn of events. One which I already knew of.
Geoffery Smith: Well, Welcome Lex Victor!
::Lex Victor takes a seat and puts
on a head set.::
Lex Victor: It's
great to be back, everyone. Once again I have been away taking care of the legal problems with the CNWF²,
and now that is all over with so I can begin to take control of the federation. I would like to say that tonight
we have quite a lineup for everyone. I don't have everything I wanted on this card, but there really wasn't much
I could do about it. I still think we should have a tremendous show with who is on the card. In fact, our first
match tonight is Pepsi Cola Kid taking on Mad Max! In fact, that is Pepsi coming to the ring right now!
::The camera changes to a view
of the walkway.::
{Walkway}
The Pepsi Cola Kid's music plays
as he walks out and the fans promptly begin to boo him. He really doesn't seem to care as he has a pretty mean
attitude. He looks to be a little over six feet tall and around two-hundred and thirty pounds. In his right hand
he is carrying a twenty-four pack of Pepsi as he makes his way to the ring.
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Coming down the aisle, weighing two-hundred twenty-five
pounds... the Pepsi Cola Kid!
The crowd boos even more as they
hear his name, and as they boo he gives the audience the finger. He then enters the ring and raises his case of
Pepsi in the air and yells pretty loudly.
::The camera changes back to a
view of the commentary table.::
{Commentary}
Frenchie Parker: That man looks to be a little on the rough side.
Lex Victor: Maybe,
Parker. I have seen this guy elsewhere and he can get the job done. I never would have brought him here if I didn't
think he had what it takes, so just remember that.
Geoffery Smith: Well, Lex, this man has caused you to take a lot of heat. You should not forget that.
Lex Victor: I haven't forgotten that. But I also haven't forgotten that this is a great athlete and that is something
everyone seems to forget.
Geoffery Smith: That is indeed true, Lex.
Frenchie Parker: I must say I would never forget that.
::The camera changes to a view
of the walkway.::
{Scene}
A man about six foot four steps
out to no music at all. The fans don't seem to react to him very much, but he just makes his way to the ring.
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, weighing two-hundred thirty pounds... MAD MAX!
He continues his way to the ring.
As Mad Max gets into the ring, the Pepsi Cola Kid runs by and hits him in the head with the twenty-four pack of
Pepsi and the referee quickly signals the match to begin.
::The camera changes to a view
of the ring.::
{Match}
{Pepsi Cola Kid vs MAD MAX}
{Normal Singles Rules}
{Commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Well, I think that shook up Mad Max a little bit!
Lex Victor: Yeah..
Pepsi has now thrown the case of Pepsi to the corner of the ring and now he is kicking him in the back.
Frenchie Parker: Go Pepsi!
{Match}
MAD MAX finally gets up, but is
greeted by a martial arts kick to the chin which sends him staggering back a little. The Pepsi Cola Kid then runs
backwards a bit and bounces off the ropes and delivers a perfect spinning heel kick in which both of them land
on the outside of the ring. Only thing is MAD MAX lands on his back and the Kid lands on his feet. The Pepsi Cola
Kid quickly runs over to his case of Pepsi, picks it up and gets ready to bash it over the head of MAD MAX, however,
MAD MAX gets up pretty quick and smashes the twenty-four pack of soda into the Kid's face! While Pepsi is staggering,
MAD MAX knocks him to the ground with a clothesline and gets back in the ring.
{Commentary}
Geoffery Smith: I thought MAD MAX did't play dirty!
Lex Victor: I wouldn't actually call that playing dirty. He didn't even see that Pepsi was holding
that case of Pepsi, and I think he was actually trying for a shot to the chin. However, that case of Pepsi was
in the way, and the Pepsi Cola Kid suffered from his mistake.
Frenchie Parker: I must say that was quite and extravagant description of what just happened... Flexy
Lexy...
Lex Victor: . . . .
Geoffery Smith: I believe we should get back to the match.
{Match}
MAD MAX has just brought Pepsi
back into the ring by his hair and is attempting to bash his head into the top turnbuckle. However, Pepsi blocks
it and pushes MAD MAX back. He is now climbing to the top rope while MAD MAX is recovering! MAD MAX is up now,
but Pepsi now executes a backflip off the top rope and lands right on MAD MAX. However, he rolls as he gets hit
and ends up in a situation where he could pin Pepsi.
Referee: ONE...
{Commentary}
Lex Victor: And a quick kickout by Pepsi, and I must say that was a pretty good moonsault!
Geoffery Smith: Now MAD MAX wastes no time in getting back to his feet and now he is running the ropes,
but no! Pepsi just took him down with a drop toe hold. He now goes into a type of STF hold and is really putting
a lot of pressure on MAD MAX now.
Lex Victor: That is a very good strategy by Pepsi as MAD MAX doesn't seem to be much of a guy
who can counter a good mat wrestler. Pepsi isn't much of a mat wrestler himself, but it looks like he is actually
staying on the mat quite a bit in this match.
Frenchi Parker: Please don't forget, Lex, that MAX happens to be a high-flying specialist himself,
and even though he has a great leverage advantage over some wrestlers, he doesn't seem to like to go toe to toe
very much, so keeping this man grounded is an excellent strategy.
Lex Victor: That's true, Parker.
{Match}
MAD MAX finally makes it to the
ropes causing the referee to break the hold. Pepsi does so and MAD MAX gets back up, though a little dizzy it seems.
Pepsi decides not to waste any time and delivers a roundhouse kick which sends MAD MAX through the second rope.
MAD MAX staggers for a bit outside the ring not sure what is going on, but soon enough he is hit by a plancha delivered
from the Pepsi Cola Kid.
{Commentary}
Frenchie Parker: That Pepsi Cola Kid sure is agressive! Must be all that caffine.
Geoffery Smith: I definitely agree, Frenchie. I used to think that sugar and the like was bad for
one's health, but it looks like the Pepsi Cola Kid has proven that it can be bad for his opponent's health!
Lex Victor: Actually, I tend to disagree with that statement, but he does seem to be on quite
a caffine high right now and MAD MAX is the one who is paying for it. Oh! That had to hurt!
{Match}
The Pepsi Cola Kid just attempted
to drop kick MAD MAX while he was near the guard rail, but he just moved out of the way in time and gave Pepsi
a bit of a push and he landed right on the guard rail crotch first. Now MAD MAX picks up the reeling Kid and rolls
him back in the ring as he climbs up to the top rope and delivers a leap frog splash and goes for a cover.
{Commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Now that should do it! I think MAD MAX got him... no, only a two count.
Lex Victor: Pepsi just barely got his arm up that last time, though, and now MAD MAX is whipping
him to the ropes and now he delivers a spinning heel kick of his own and sends Pepsi to the canvas.
Geoffery Smith: Well, he isn't stopping there as he climbs to the top rope once again for another
high risk maneuver. Alright, now he is leaping off... oh no! He just missed the Leg Drop as the Pepsi Cola Kid
moved out of the way!
{Match}
The fans boo loudly now as the
Pepsi Cola Kid picks up MAD MAX and bodyslams him to the canvas. Now he runs against the ropes and as he comes
back he delivers a quick leg drop which takes it's toll on MAD MAX. He attempts the same maneuver once more, but
MAX throws himself at the Kid and goes right into a cover. The referee is in position and begins to count.
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Pepsi kicks out just in time and
gets up a bit dazed. He turns around and is immediately grabbed around the throat by MAD MAX!
{Commentary}
Geoffery Smith: Oh my! He's going for a choke slam! He lifts him clean off the canvas and throws him
right back down! That's gotta be it for Pepsi! Wait... who the heck is that coming down the aisle?
Frenchie Parker: I think it's the Beantown Bully and Herman Doolittle! But what would they be doing
here?
Lex Victor: I have no idea, but it looks like MAD MAX has noticed them. He's yelling something
at them, but I can't tell what it is.
Geoffery Smith: Well, he had better look out because Pepsi is coming from behind!
{Match}
MAD MAX notices Pepsi coming from
behind and turns around, but Pepsi grabs him and whips him to the ropes. As he comes off the ropes, Pepsi falls
flat to the ground and MAD MAX jumps over him. When he bounces off the other set of ropes, he grabs his back for
some reason and falls to the canvas in pain.
{Commentary}
Geoffery Smith: What in the heck was that?
Lex Victor: It looks like the Beantown Bully got that case of Pepsi and drove it into the back
of MAD MAX as he came off the rope! I don't think the ref saw it either. Pepsi is now going for the cover... ah..
I'm not even going to say it.
Frenchie Parker: Yes! He's going for the cover! ONE! TWO! THREE! He got him! Yeah!
Lex Victor: I wonder about you sometimes, Parker.
Frenchie Parker: And I wonder about you too, Lex.
Lex Victor: I suggest you stop right there if you value your job.
{Match}
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match... the Pepsi Cola Kid!!!
The crowd boos very audibly as he makes
this announcement and Beantown, Pepsi, and Doolittle are kicking away at MAD MAX. Eventually this stops and the
Beantown Bully grabs a mic and begins to speak.
Beantown Bully: Like we said! Anyone could be joining the MoB! And now we have the Pepsi Cola Kid,
but he ain't gonna be known as the Pepsi Kid anymore! And don't think we're stopping here either!
With that, the Beantown Bully throws
the mic to the canvas without saying anything else as all three of the men leave the ring laughing.
::The camera changes back to a
view of the commentary table.::
Lex Victor: Well,
that was quite a way to kick things off here tonight. It turns out the Pepsi Cola Kid was part of the MoB this
whole time I guess.
Geoffery Smith: I would like to say that a lot of people doubted this Pepsi drinker, but the whole time they should
have been paying attention to what he was saying! I mean who would have thought he would have done something like
this?
Frenchie Parker: I have learned that we as men should never put anything past anyone. In fact, I am glad he joined up with them. It all
makes much more sense now.
Lex Victor: You might be right about that, Parker. That was quite an act that Pepsi was putting on this whole
time and now he has joined up with this group of thugs. Now, I can't really take a whole lot away from the Kid's
ability to get the job done in the ring though he probably would have lost were it not for MoB, but I think he
really pulled an underhanded stunt with leading everyone to believe he was a joke. He is now part of an elite group,
so we all should take him a bit more seriously now. You can call him a coward if you want, but he was kind of forced
into this situation.
Geoffery Smith: I have to agree there, Lex, but now we have to go to a little commercial break, so please don't go
away!
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